The Higgs-Weldon, Rejection Letters For Famous Authors

Points In Case, Confessions of a Potted Plant
Robot Butt, Insensitivity Training at Dunkin' Donuts
The Daily Squib, Children Beg To Be Returned To Cages
The People's Cube, Suicide Is In Again
Points In Case, Satanwater Destructive Capital Management 

Points In Case, In Defense of Sorority Slang

Points In Case, Brutally Honest Marketing Copy 

Points In Case, Trump vs. America The Boxing Match of the Century

Points In Case, Reinstate The Federal Assault Weapons Ban

Humor Times, Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump's Inauguration 

Humor Times, Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE

Humor Times, Ron Paul's Shocking Proposal To Limit Illegal Immigration 

Humor Times, Oscars Take Final Bow: Academy Retires

Humor Times, CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming

Humor Times, New Evidence Suggests The Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton

Humor Times, New Social Networking Site, AIDS, Spreading Rapidly

Krax MagazineReconstructing The Intellectual

American Drivel Review, Mr. Dynamite's Mystery Fondue (read here)


2018 Spirit First Editor's Choice Award, If We Are Doomed

RAW Journal of Arts, Postulations 

The Wire's Dream, Hermit on the Subway

Parentheses Literary Journal, Snowed-In Soul

Courtship of Winds, Intelligence of the Gym, Hunter Among Shadows

Street Light Press, Legs

Crossways Literary Magazine, I Sing

Bitterzoet Magazine, Stranger In Your Own Home, 3D Eyebrows

Months To Years, Hit By A Car

The Ibis Head Review, Sanctity of Impulse

Foliate Oak, When An Angel Falls

Quail Bell Magazine, If We Are Doomed, Hermit on the Subway

Gravel Magazine, Agonies & Bliss

Grain Magazine, Paradox (read here)

Antigonish Review, Flirt (read here) 

Dash, Begin Where You End (read here)

Arsenic Lobster, AnnotationsPreparations

The Charles Carter, Sick, Inquiry, The Dewdrops of Death, Twilight Reverie

Ravens Perch, Tompkins Square, Pregnancy, Intelligence of the Gym
Spillway, At The FuneralBest Friend

Stepping Stones Magazine, Flirt

Pif Magazine, The Wish

Timber Creek Review, Generation Voyage

Downtown Brooklyn Vol. 17, The End of The Poem

Downtown Brooklyn Vol. 22, The Endless Blanket, Immigrant Love Story

Downtown Brooklyn Vol. 26, Tinseltown Hierarchy, Report Card, Charlatans 

Freefall, NG Tube (read here)

Prism Quarterly, Because, Lake Tahoe

Tule Review, Self-Portrait

Clark Street Review, Memories

Pegasus, Outside Hotel Gansevoort

Red Owl Mag., Last Drop Where The Answers Are (paper)

Westward Quarterly, Last Drop Is Where The Answers Are

Northern Stars Magazine, Generation Voyage, At Funeral

Words of Wisdom, The End of The Poem (paper)

The Storyteller, Until

Illogical Muse, December, Soul Mate

Dream Fantasy International, Presence, Candles

Black Book Press, Farewell, Presence


Beautiful Losers, Valley of Darkness 
The Binnacle, The Visitation 
In Recovery Magazine, Tough Luck

The Wagon Magazine, Beyond The Bogus Parade

New Works Review, Retirement

Void Magazine, Into The Lake

In Recovery, Tough Luck

Tell It Again Stories, No Place Like Home (paper)

Downtown Brooklyn, Bardo, Bardo

Transcendent Visions, Lobster Dreams


Mic, Private Prisons: A Criminal Injustice 

The Art of Healing, The Benefits of Laughter (read here)

Mic, Reinstate Federal Assault Weapons Ban

GVP Report, Reinstate Federal Assault Weapons Ban

World of Psychology, The Benefits of Laughter (read here)

Mic, Why We Need A More Open Immigration Policy

Mic, Flag Burning Is A Freedom We Must Respect

Mic, Keep The Legal Drinking Age 21

Mic, 10 Legit Ways To Travel The World With 0$ 

New York Post, Dating For Dharma 

Writer's Digest, Platforms of Yore, (contributing writer)


Judy Brown's, Joke Express

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