The Higgs Weldon, Rejection Letters For Famous Authors

Points In Case, Satanwater Destructive Capital Management 
Points In Case, In Defense of Sorority Slang
Points In Case, Brutally Honest Marketing Copy 
Points In Case, Trump vs. America The Boxing Match of the Century
Humor Times, Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump's Inauguration 
Humor Times, Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE
Humor Times, Ron Paul's Shocking Proposal To Limit Illegal Immigration 
Humor Times, Oscars Take Final Bow: Academy Retires
Humor Times, CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming
Humor Times, New Evidence Suggests The Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton
Humor Times, New Social Networking Site, AIDS, Spreading Rapidly
Krax Magazine, Reconstructing The Intellectual
American Drivel Review, Mr. Dynamite's Mystery Fondue (read here)

Non-Fiction/Editorials
Mic, Private Prisons: A Criminal Injustice 
The Art of Healing, The Benefits of Laughter
Mic, Reinstate Federal Assault Weapons Ban
GVP Report, Reinstate Federal Assault Weapons Ban
World of Psychology, The Benefits of Laughter (read here)
Mic, Why We Need A More Open Immigration Policy
Mic, Flag Burning Is A Freedom We Must Respect
Mic, Keep The Legal Drinking Age 21
Mic, 10 Legit Ways To Travel The World With 0$ 
New York Post, Dating For Dharma 
Writer's Digest, Platforms of Yore, (contributing writer)

Fiction
The Binnacle, The Visitation 
New Works Review, Retirement
Void Magazine, Into The Lake
In Recovery, Tough Luck
Tell It Again Stories, No Place Like Home (paper)
Downtown Brooklyn, Bardo, Bardo
Transcendent Visions, Lobster Dreams

Poetry
Grain Magazine, Paradox (read here)
Antigonish Review, Flirt (read here)
Dash, Begin Where You End (read here) 
Arsenic Lobster, Annotations, Preparations
The Charles Carter, Dewdrops of Death, Sick
Spillway, At The Funeral, Best Friend (read here)
Stepping Stones Magazine, Flirt
Pif Magazine, The Wish
Timber Creek Review, Generation Voyage
Downtown Brooklyn Vol. 17, The End of The Poem
Downtown Brooklyn Vol. 22, The Endless Blanket, Immigrant Love Story
Downtown Brooklyn Vol. 26, Tinseltown Hierarchy, Report Card, Charlatans 
Freefall, NG Tube (read here)
Prism Quarterly, Because, Lake Tahoe
Tule Review, Self-Portrait
Clark Street Review, Memories
Pegasus, Outside Hotel Gansevoort
Red Owl Mag., Last Drop Where The Answers Are (paper)
Westward Quarterly, Last Drop Where The Answers Are
Northern Stars Magazine, Generation Voyage, At Funeral
Words of Wisdom, The End of The Poem (paper)
The Storyteller, Until
Illogical Muse, December, Soul Mate
Dream Fantasy International, Presence, Candles
Black Book Press, Farewell
Languageandculture.net, Presence

Jokes
Judy Brown's, Joke Express